See, this right here is why g-chat status options are awesome. Were it not for Diana (of Yardbarker fame), I would not have seen this. That’s because, for some reason, I don’t watch “The Soup” even though it’s pretty GD funny. (Aside: I will not be watching “Sports Soup” no matter how much Petros Papadadakus you sling at me Versus.) Also, COPS rules.