We haven’t pulled an 11 in a while, so we were due. And while watching an e-surance commerical the other day, we realized that chick is pretty smoke. Which begged the question: who are the hottest cartoon chicks ever? Well, we put the pipe down and our heads together, and here’s what we came up with. Got other thoughts? Holler at us in the comments. And if you’ve got a topic you want to know what our top-11 would be, shoot it over to blog@brahsome.com. Werd.
11. Betty Boop – Really the original butter face, but she’s got a kickin body for back in the day.
10. Cinderella – Who doesn’t love a girl that knows how to cook and clean?
9. Belle – At least you know she won’t make you wax your back.
8. Daphne Blake – Here’s a mystery for you- solve the case of the phantom rubber. I swear it was just right here.
7. Snow White – A little pale for our taste, but if you’re in freak mode, it seems like she’s down with both a group session and midgets, so there’s that.
6. Marge Simpson – Digs fat guys. Drinks on occasion. Seems to put up with a ton of shit. Our kind of woman.
5. Sleeping Beauty – This could really go two ways. I mean, she never wakes up, so you’d never get any. Or would you….
4. Princess Jasmine – She’s a princess, which is nice. Plus, sometimes we just like to take a trip down to brown town. Wonder if the magic carpet matches the curtains?
3. Ariel – Something intriguing about a woman who can hold he breath for that long (think hot tub, think lowyeb, think good times). Though she probably smells like fish.
2. Holli Would – She really, really wants it.
1. Jessica Rabbit – Just looks like she could teach us a thing or two. And while this is cartoons we want to plow, she’s nice enough to catch a beat to.
And just for shits and giggles, here’s another of Jessica that shows what she might look like if she was real. Jeebus.
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Not to quibble, but #3 is missing two critical orifices.
Sam- you forget that when you remove her voice, she grows legs, and most likely something between said legs. It’s the best of both worlds…
Is it wrong that I was fully expecting to see the chick here from the e-surance commercials?
My list would include Taarna from the 80’s classic Heavy Metal …
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‘mos- wait what? Is that true? So she would be just like she is in the pic, but fully equipped? And not able to talk? Why is she not #1?
On the other hand, if you think I wouldn’t try to fuck some kind of thing with a hotbitch top-half and a fish bottom-half, well, we’ve never gone drinking together.
Feeling much less guilty about checking out the disney ladies in my kids DVDs, thanks!
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Very nice