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And The Rich Get Richer
Oct 1st, 2008 by Stamos
Maria Sharapova defines greatness. She’s ridiculously gorgeous. She’s a great athlete. She bankrolls. She’s got a sexy-ass accent. You show us 3 out of those 4 in any woman anywhere, we’ll show you someone who won’t be sexing up anyone at Brahsome any time soon (we know our role). Seems like, though, when someone has as much to offer as Sharapova does, she could do the world a favor and find herself some nobody. But no- she’s getting dogplowed by the kid of the head of NBC sports. How come all these celeb types keep inbreeding- share the love, brah! Or at least the hot box.
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I didn’t even recognize her… She takes great photos.