Lindsay Lohan is pretty hot. Not as hot as some would have you believe, but hot none-the-less. Sometimes, it’s easy to forget she’s a “movie star” (we use the term loosely, kind of like her box). And though she’s a hot “movie star”, she’s far more known for throwing her vaj around to members of all sexes and her ridiculous family situation. Like now, for example, when her father is throwing himself into a boxing ring to get his ass kicked by the highest bidder. You’d think he’d have gotten the message that he can’t possibly upstage his daughter- for every time he makes the news for fighting or getting arrested, she makes headlines for showing her vagina and getting bent over in a stairwell in rehab. Gotta assume that in order to steal back the spotlight, we can expect Lindsay to leak a sex tape with her bouncing on the business end of her boyfriend Sam Ronson’s chuckwagon while ripping gackers off a Parent Trap DVD cover.
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While I’m sure Sam is the “guy” in the relationship…I’m pretty sure she’s closer to roast beef than chuckwagon (assuming, of course, we’re not talking about some strap-on roleplay scenario)