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Firerod.com: Rich Rodriguez Gets His Own Website And Not in the Cool, Fun, Blog Way

by The Piler on October 14, 2008

After just six games for Rich Rodriguez at the helm of Michigan, fans are calling for his head. The first sign that fans are unhappy with their coach is the fire______.com. Well, now we have Firerod.com. It’s even got a countdown clock until Les Miles’ contract at LSU expires. I guess a 2-4 start with a loss to Toldeo is just too much for people to stand.

Call me crazy, but that seems a tad bit quick on the trigger finger. Last I checked, the Wolverines lost Appalachian St. in the Big House last year and Rich-Rod runs a spread option that he doesn’t exactly have the horses for yet. I’m sure Stamos will jump and remind us that Appy St. is legit, Armanti Edwards, three in a row, blah, blah. All this is true, but the winningest football program of all time should not lose to a FCS team at home. ever. Anywho, back to Dick-Rod. I’d give the guy some time. That spread-option was pretty sick at West Virginia and I’m sure he’ll get it going in Ann Arbor. Although, it’s going to be a lot harder to get people in Michigan who can’t read than it was to get them in West Virginia.

{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

michiganblows October 14, 2008 at 10:10 pm

they should shitcan greg frey too… fuck that guy

Jackson Katona October 16, 2008 at 2:32 pm

Please explain this statement — Although, it’s going to be a lot harder to get people in Michigan who can’t read than it was to get them in West Virginia.
Jackson from WV

Betsy A. Straley October 17, 2008 at 9:19 am

I, too, would like an explanation of this remark. We read well enough to understand the writing on the wall. You wanted him, you got him. We don’t want him back here.

Brinson October 17, 2008 at 9:36 am

I think Piler is trying to point out that people in West Virginia are less literate than people in Michigan.

Which is, apparently, true. So suck it. (Assuming you can read)

Will November 6, 2008 at 5:23 pm

You put it so well. You must be so proud to be a whole 6% higher in the number of graduates than West Virginia. Might as well be a Mountaineer fan as you say. You must have a dick before it can be sucked. By the way WVU is ranked #20 without the Rod you all wanted so badly. T

Trueblue Michigan August 25, 2009 at 8:27 pm

If Rich Rodriguez had any guts he would he would be a standup guy, admit he is over his head, and high tail his ass back to West Virginia (and take Mary Sue Coleman with him). Neither Rodriguez nor Coleman are UofM people. Michigan will never beat OSU as long as that stupid cracker is around.

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