I know Californication is big for some of the Brahsome folk, but I don’t really care — I’ve always disliked David Duchovny. Which means I’m ecstatic to find out that he’s breaking up with his wife thanks to Billy Bob Thornton plowing her.
Okay, I’m kidding. That’s just not cool. However, it is weird/ironic/awkward that Mulder, who just left rehab for SEX ADDICTION (is that better or worse than pot), is losing his marriage to Thornton, no stranger to a freakish sex life.
David Duchovny and his wife Téa Leoni have split up after the actor allegedly discovered explicit text messages on her mobile phone sent by Billy Bob Thornton.It was Miss Leoni who persuaded her husband to receive treatment for ’sexual compulsion proclivity’ at the Meadows clinic in Arizona, followed by further treatment at the Keystone centre in Pennsylvania.
Important? No. Newsworthy? Of course not. Awkward and interesting? I thank you much.
Also: Thanks a lot for forcing me into sex rehab and then leaving me for Billy Bob Thornton, honey. You’re swell.




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That’s pretty weak of Duchovny. Any man worth his weight in pre-frayed Abercrombie hats would put a savage beating to Billy Bob for that viscous cuckolding.
Perhaps if he changed his name to David Wu-chovny…
http://www.biologicalfannypack.com/2008/10/things-that-would-be-more-gangsta-if.html
You’re motivating me so much I have to leave now, just like when I read, “Some men just aren’t cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before and not after they become responsible for a son..”.
OMG, thanks for that, and don’t forget – “A man’s memory may almost become the art of continually varying and misrepresenting his past according to his interest in the present..”.