I wish that I was making this up, dear reader. Actually, no I don’t. I got to ride around Lowe’s Motor Speedway with Dale Earnhardt, Jr., in the 88 car at like 200 mph and it was f*cking awesome. Please go read my interview with Dale at FanHouse and enjoy me making PG jokes about vomit in the video below.
Yes, it probably was the highlight of my life, sadly.


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Awesome, Will – looked like fun.
Whisky River = Worst bar in Charlotte.
Ridic. Did you ask him the fastest speed he’s gotten road-head?
phrase of the year…. “Crack on wheels!”
Brinson, you fratty bastard, i loved the driving suit with the wallabees…nice
Yeah, I wore the Wallabees because I had no idea that I was going to be getting in the car. I was legitimately terrified they were going to melt into the floor.