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Cheetah Girl Adrianne Bialon Threatening Lawsuit Over Leaked Naked Internet Photos

by Brinson on November 10, 2008

Adrianne Bialon
I honestly have no idea who the Cheetah Girls are. Of course, I’m the same guy who responded “You mean the Fleetwood Mac song?” to “You don’t know who Rhiannon is?”. So, yeah take that with a laaarge grain of salt.

But, re: Cheetah ladies, as of today I do in fact know who they are. That’s because “Adrianne Bialon” is apparently cheesed off that some naked pictures of her ended up on the internet. For shame.

“It’s not a scenario where she purposedly leaked the photos for attention,” Bailon’s rep Jonathan Jaxson told the Daily News on Monday. “We’re pursuing legal action.”

Problem is, the 25-year-old Disney darling doesn’t know who’s behind the leak.

Bailon’s laptop was stolen from her luggage cart at JFK International Airport last week, but was returned hours later by someone who demanded $1,000.

You see, Bailon had photos of herself in her skivs that were intended for her boyfriend, one Robert Kardashian. (Aside: Wow. What a coincidence. I’m looking forward to naming my first born kid Riley Kardashian Brinson, just so they’re a stone cold lock to be seen naked on the internet at some point in their life.)

Anywho, the point being is that if you take photos of yourself naked and leave them on your laptop and then have someone from your family pick it up because you have to rush off to an MTV set only forget to tell someone to ask for identification when said laptop is picked up and somehow these stupid crooks only request $1,000.00 to keep the pics off the web and you don’t pay them and then the pictures end up landing on the web and everyone gets to see you almost naked … well, yeah, that’s kind of your fault. (But, hey, the rest of us win, so there’s that!)

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Dr. Cockblockulus November 11, 2008 at 4:11 am

Way to stoke the flames…

Without any gratuitous nudity.

WEAK SAUCE.

DULCE December 22, 2008 at 7:23 pm

i am so upset i though dat adrian would show miley and vanessa that she is so much better but now she desaponted me so bad i feel bad for people dat do that y did u do that adrian u had a good feuture ahead of u and u rund it oh well u allready did it u cant stop it from going on da enernet

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