There’s no real excuse why hookers, er, why attractive ladies of a business related nature haven’t been used as caddies previously, but the good news is that, thanks to a joint venture between Walters Golf and Par Mates, it’s now entirely possible to have a former Penthouse Pet instruct you on the best method for handling your, um, golf balls.
Par Mates are attractive and outgoing young ladies that will help with course arrangements like orientation, introduction to course personnel, call in food and beverage orders, maintaining scorecards, shopping assistance in the golf shop and other services designed to replicate the five-star assistance provided by major hotel concierges staff. They’ll even repair divots, fix ball marks, clean clubs and help with yardage, ball flight and obstacles. Additionally they will serve as hostesses during the round to eliminate any hassles or drudgeries and make the experience more pleasant, enjoyable and fun. Par Mates must be reserved at least three days in advance of play.
“Beautiful and knowledgeable female caddies are a natural extension and a perfect fit to our current product offering of three unique and challenging themed golf courses” said Matt Tripp, General Manager at the Royal Links Golf Club.
These beautiful ladies are available for hire and are only $225* for your round.
So, yeah, imagine what you can pull if you’re a heavy tipper. Or a big fan of asterisks.
The point being is that now, instead of going to Las Vegas and paying a shitload of money to play golf and then paying a shitload more money to hit up a strip club or house of ill-repute, you can get everything you need in one trip. Sure, it’s still a bunch of coin that you’re throwing out there, but it beats having Chubbs point that creepy wooden hand at the flagstick all the time.
(Ed. Note: Miss Rawson is by no means even considered promiscuous, but she is hot.)
