You could make a compelling argument that genital warts is the worst VD you could pull. No cure, and you have warts on your junk. Yeah, AIDS will kill you, but is life worth living if you sport warts on your johnson? And herpes is no walk in the park, but apparently one in five people have it. So, basically, everyone reading this knows plenty of whores with sores, and they can just get together and bump uglies without worry. But genital warts? Warts anywhere are iffy at best, and on your cahk n balls? Christ. But what if you learned that getting one removed could cause your dong to turn black and grow to three times it’s normal size (you basically become Lexington Steele). Is that something you might be interested in?
That’s exactly what happened to Mike Eglington across the pond recently (shown here in an undated Glamour Shot).
Mr Eglington, of Stuart Park, went to Royal Darwin last Tuesday to have a wart removed from the base of his penis. He was treated under local anaesthetic but said he was sent home straight away.
Sounds innocent enough.
“Next thing I started feeling a bit warm about the groin,” he said. He said he looked down to see that he was sitting in “an inch of blood” in the chair. He used a nappy to soak up the blood as he drove back to hospital where he collapsed against the emergency counter.
Yeah…… about that.
The internal bleeding caused his penis and testicles to turn black – and his testicles swelled to more than three times their normal size.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade?
