Brooke Burke Wins Contest

The contest, of course, was which mid-30s mother of 2 has caused the most left hand callouses for Brahsome HQ employees in the last calendar year.  And, apparently, she also won Dancing With The Stars.  Let’s be serious, though: would anyone in America rather see Brooke Burke rock the two step instead of just wear a bikini and strut around Ibiza like back in the day on Wild On?  No.  So stop pumping out babies and go back to doing Playboy, only this time with more box for the camera (yeah, we got that one shot, but for Christ sake trim it up a bit for the lens, wills ya?)

Tagged as: Brooke Burke, Dancin With the Stars, Playboy