Due to the fact that we’re the number one blahg in the land*, we were able to score a sneak peek at the 2009 Campari calendar. This year’s featured hot piece is brahsome’s favorite Jessica Alba. We’re the only people on the web to have these pics. Don’t google “Jessica Alba Campari Calendar” because it will yield no results and just waste bandwidth and more of your employer’s time. Seriously…don’t. Please don’t. You don’t need to. They’re all right here.
*might not be accurate
H/T: WWTDD
