Dallas Stars Center Sean Avery slays hot box; see Cuthbert, Elisha and Hunter, Rachel. Apparenly, other NHL doods like to get where he’s been and Avery wants you to know about it. After a morning skate (we don’t follow Hockey much at Brahsome, I assume this means practice), reporters were waiting to ask Avery about a previous insulting comment when he rolled up, asked if there was a camera (there was) and rolled out this gem:
I’m really happy to be back in Calgary; I love Canada. I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don’t know what that’s about, but enjoy the game tonight.
ZING! Cuthbert, the sexy 24 star, is somewhat of an NHL groupie, and by “somewhat of an NHL groupie” I mean she craves hockey cock. In addition to Avery, she is currently is dating Calgary defenseman Dion Phaneuf; and has been romantically linked to Mike Komisarek of the Montreal Canadiens. Also on Avery’s curriculum vitae is former SI swimsuit model Rachel Hunter, who is now on the business end of of Los Angeles Kings center Jarret Stoll hockey stick. Avery was suspended by the NHL for his comments. Just another reason to hate hockey. Take the jump for some pics of these lovely hockey ladies. Alas, no Sarah Palin pics today.
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Update: The NHL suspended Avery for use of the term “sloppy seconds.” Amazing.
http://blogs.suntimes.com/fullcourtpress/2008/12/sean_avery_suspended_for_slopp.html