Perhaps David Garrard’s Party Tendencies Could Explain Why The Jaguars Are Horrible This Year

by Brinson on December 8, 2008


David Garrard threw just three interceptions last year and then signed a monster contract in the offseason. The Jaguars success in 2007 led many people (/raises hand) to believe that they would be Super Bowl contenders in 2008. Well, um, whoops — Garrard and the Jags got beat by the Bears again yesterday to fall to an AFC South worst 4-9 and out of playoff contention.

Perhaps many of their problems can be attributed to offensive line woes, but the fact of the matter is, Garrard hasn’t performed the way he should have and the Jags have suffered. As you can see above, and after the jump, perhaps it’s his wedding season offseason conditioning that caused such a downturn in performance.

But don’t let us tell you why the ECU product is flailing in 2008; judge for yourselves. And just remember, that yes, he is a pimp. And, yes, in case you wondering, he is in fact silky.

{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

chaos_disorder December 8, 2008 at 11:55 am

How dare he go to a wedding and have a good time? The fiend! Doesn’t he know that he should have turned down the invitation and stayed home watching hours and hours of game film? I hope Del Rio benches him for this horrible act of tomfoolery.

Mac G December 8, 2008 at 12:18 pm

Dude likes to sweat, dance to bad wedding songs and hang out with white people. At least he is not cutting up lines in the back seat of a car like his WR.

The Jags Oline is terrible too, btw.

Mac P December 8, 2008 at 6:22 pm

The oline ruined thier whole season. Running game and pass protection. His wife is white, Mac. Thats why he’s around white people, which I like in a good man like David Garrard.

Rufio December 8, 2008 at 7:14 pm

I agree chaos_disorder, how dare he have fun.. he has to remember he is a pro football player now not a human being!

Charles Brah-nson December 8, 2008 at 7:20 pm

I am pretty sure these pictures weren’t taken during the season. Brinson just hadn’t been able to con his friend that saw them on Facebook to download them because his friend is an ECU fan and didn’t want that shit getting leaked to the internet. Looks like Brinson has his ways of being an sneak-ass NCSU fan…

Eric December 9, 2008 at 12:05 pm

what the guy is human, everyone needs a lil fun in their life to keep their moral up, u show me a football player that does good with no moral, ill show u someone that has the best private life ever. leave the man alone and let him live his life.

Astro Joe December 9, 2008 at 2:31 pm

LOL he was the only brotha at the wedding. Looks like his own mama didnt show up.

SonofSpackler December 11, 2008 at 11:51 am

Wedding or Viking’s Whore Cruise… I’ll take my QB’s wedding anyday.

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