If you could list the attributes embodied by the perfect girl, what would you include? Be hot? Check. Clean up around the house? Check. Not spend money? Check. Ability to be ‘tweaked’ to perform sexual favors on command? Check. Too bad there aren’t many real ladies out there like that. Enter Aiko. Some ubersmart Canadian loser with too much time and not enough game built his robot companion from the ground up and we’ve gotta admit- she’s easy on the eyes. She now lives with this guy and his brother and hangs out doing math problems.
“When I need to do my accounts, Aiko does all the maths. She is very patient and never complains.”
If he can teach her to grill up a pork loin, mix a double bourbon and coke, and enjoy intercourse in 30 second increments, put us down for 4.
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porn loin? why does that not sound appetizing…
Nice catch. Obviously that was supposed to be pork loin.
i thought maybe you got your hands on some fresh meat from Ron Jeremy’s ranch out west or something.
Ew.