Is this real? I hope so.
Elizabeth (Lizzy) Frisinger was just your standy 18 year-old virgin on a class trip.
She met some hunk. He took her to a beach somewhere and, after whispering sweet nothings in her ear (or slipping her a rohypnol), he took her virginity right there in the sand.
Lizzy enjoyed it so much, she decided to text a friend … but due to the post-coitus excitement (or perhaps the lingering effects of the rohypnol) she accidentally sent the text to her dad (see picture). Ooof.
This is Lizzy. She seems like a nice enough girl.
I hate to call her an idiot, because mistakes do happen … but … when sending a text message announcing you’re no longer a virgin one must make absolutely sure that the “to:” field isn’t populated with “dad.”
Pretty simple really.
I guess there’s always the chance that she wasn’t a virgin, meaning it was her first time on a beach, not her first time ever … but that doesn’t make the text message any less awkward.
H/T: BDog
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Lizzy would get it.
I believe she did, in fact. Along with a crotch full of sand.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch….
Lol.
Lizzy jizz-in-her, whoever put a dent in that there beaver done good.
Wow! I wonder if lizzy knows that everybody knows. Maybe you guys should sendl her the brahsome “awkward” t-shirt and a link to the website!
Or the text message is a fake, designed to promote an actress, and all of you fell for it. Try some critical thinking, people…
http://www.jannabeth.com/Janna_Beth/Welcome.html
lol…we’re all very impressed with your critical thinking skills, HP. The world is a better place with you out there keeping it real. please continue to stop by our humble little blahg and reel us back in when we’ve strayed off course.
p.s. everyone needs to follow that link the old wise one left for us, because it looks like Jenna Beth has been in some incredible low-budget masterpieces.
Good call by Janna on the marketing ploy. Now I think of her as a run-of-the-mill high school cum dumpster. She can prolly pick up her career right where Tara Reid left off…