Tom Brady Proposes to Gisele Bundchen

Our boys over at TMZ.com are reporting that Patriots Quarterback, Tom Brady, has succefully proposed to Brazilian supermodel, Gisele Bundchen. Generally, we don’t advise N.F.L starting QBs with multiple Super Bowl rings to ever tie the knot. For one thing, by default, you slay mucho box. Not to mention, you stand to lose a fortune when you continue to slay post-nuptials. In this case, however, it looks to be a pretty wise move. Besides the fact that she’s a 5′ 11″, blond, blue eyed supermodel, she makes more bank than you. She’s actually listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as the World’s richest supermodel, pulling in $33 mill in ‘07 and an estimated $35 million in ‘08. All of a sudden, you’re looking at alimony when things go south and you are forced to survive on your paltry $18 million 2007 salary. Gisele can also help offset that kick in the balls child support payment to Bridget Moynahan, estimated to be between $20K and $100K per month. I’m betting that estimate is on the conservative side anyway, not even mentioning his massive endorsement deals. Anywho, back to the issue at hand- when you’ve got the “World’s Richest Supermodel” sweating your junk, you lock that shit up. Take the jump for more less than covering pics of the future (probably ex) Mrs. Brady.

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