The Smoking Gun tracked down the police report for Chuck Barkley’s DUI last week, and it’s impressive. Not only did Barkley offer to get one of the officer’s names tattooed on his ass if he dropped the charges, he also explained what led him to get the DUI.
“You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job,”
The big surprise here is not that Barkley would get behind the wheel in search of some head. What is surprising is that Barkley was going to pick up a girl who’d blown him a week earlier, and provided him with a headie that was “the best one he had ever had in his life.” What a magic mouth this girl must have to lay claim to best suckoff of Sir Charles ever. Guy must have had 50,000 hummers in his career, and this was the best? Note to self- next time you’re in Arizona, get a low-yeb from everyone girl you see- it might just be the best ever.
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Sir Charles wanted someone to eat his Beefy Cheesy and lick all that secret sauce too lol. In the pic Barkley looks like the character from HR’s Puff and Stuff haha that dude looked F’d up.. but again it was for a BJ so mad respect 1
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