One of our favorite pasttimes here at Brahsome is adding new lingo to our lexicon. So today, it is with many thanks to Dan Clark- you may know him as Nitro on the American Gladiators of your childhood- that we embrace the term Breast- Chesticles. Formerly known as man-boobs, this condition afflicted Clark for quite some time after years of shooting up the roids that allowed him to dominate The Joust and Breakthrough & Conquer for so long. In addition, Clark now complains of “dull, throbbing pain” every time he has sex, which is a nice compliment to nads that “never really regained their size. They’re kind of shriveled.” Nice life for old Nitro. And if there was a need for further confirmation that Roids ruin lives, just look at your bulky self in the mirror, add some breast-chesticles, shrink your balls, and imagine a dull throbbing pain during your next roid-induced rape, and maybe you’ll ease back towards the muscle milk…
Nitro Had Breast- Chesticles
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