While Kyle’s boys were staging a comeback in the Fiesta Bowl on Monday night, Longhorn freshman offensive linemen, Luke Poehlmann, was hyping up the crowd and enchanting America with his mulletude. Eerily reminiscent of Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds, Poehlmann’s days are rumored to consist of dominating the buffet, lifting weights, crushing beers, beating nerd ass and slaying UT coeds.
