You know how stereotypes usually become stereotypes because they’re true so much more often than not? Like how Irish people enjoy drinking and Jews don’t spend money (simmer down- Stamos has both Irish and Jewish ancestry, and is therefore in the unique position of smearing either without repercussion- so suck it while I shoot Whiskey with a Manishewitz chaser and then walk out on the bill). Well, it’s about that time when we start making the stereotype that relatively attractive, young schoolteachers bang their students. Just last week, another one got outed. The great part about this story, though, is how they talk about the 13 year old kid like he’s a child. Honestly- if you’re a big enough badass at 13 that your teacher feels compelled to lube you up with jello shots and then educate you on the San Antonio Sidecar, you’re no child. Wouldn’t it be hot if she taught while you shot? Like “Ooh, baby. Divide my legs, add your junk, and sum all over my face.” Or whatever.