There are plenty of things you shouldn’t say or do to your mother, even in the heat of teenage anger. One of these include waking up from a blackout at your kitchen counter and telling her how “____ing undude” she is. This stems from too much Lebowski, thanks for asking.
Another thing you shouldn’t do is throw a taco at her. That’s Zachary Moir’s answer to being told to quit playing his Xbox though, and clearly he deserves not only going to jail, but also getting his ass raped kicked.
[...]Dena says she was in the kitchen cleaning and cooking tacos for dinner when Zachary showed up. That’s when she says he slapped her arm and threw a taco in her face. “He went ahead and hit me with the taco and I got taco all over my shirt and kitchen. I’ve threatened to call police before. But anyway this time, I thought he went too far so I called police and he’s in jail now.”Dena Moir called cops and said she wants to press charges. Moir says Zachary has tried to call several times, but she’s not picking up the phone yet. She says she’s going to let him sit in his jail cell in Volusia County for a few days to teach him a lesson.
See, this is why kids are such little shits these days. Jail? Puh-lease. If I’d thrown a taco at my mother, I would have begged for jail versus whatever the hell my dad would have done to me.
But, since obviously Dena can’t just leave her kid in jail, here’s a solution: go to Taco Bell and purchase one of everything on the menu. Make him eat the entire collection of diarrhea inducing cat beef and then give him his new “present”, a Wii fit. Which he must play for 12 consecutive hours. He won’t throw any more tacos after that.
