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Jessica Simpson In Soccer Mom Jeans, Fat Arms

by C. Brahkowski on January 26, 2009

Jessica Simpson In Soccer Mom Jeans
Jessica Simpson headlined the 99.9 Kiss Country Chili Cookoff somewhere down in Florida over the weekend and OOOOOF. Apparently Ms. Simpson has been sampling the goods a little too long. Good lord.

If you want more terrible pics of her from this weekend head on over to Sports Crackle Pop.

{ 10 comments… read them below or add one }

The Piler January 26, 2009 at 5:05 pm

Has Romo immediately dumped that (fat) ass?

alex January 27, 2009 at 11:28 am

I guess she’s on Tony Romo’s diet… Have you seen the latest pics? Jeez…
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govtdrool January 27, 2009 at 3:01 pm

Nothing like a breakup by a pro QB to lower your self esteem all the way back to the gym!

TalkingShopping.com January 27, 2009 at 6:59 pm

Definitely not her best look. Let’s hope she hires a new stylist. See another pic of Jess’ so bad it hurts outfit at TalkingShopping.com

geronimo!!! January 28, 2009 at 10:38 am

Don’t tell me you wouldn’t hit it.

debbie January 31, 2009 at 9:54 pm

I am a soccer MOM and I don’t wear Jeans like that!!!!! PLEASEEEEE. Jessica’s clothes are not flattering for her but she is NOT fat. Just a bad choice in clothing. Leave her be and find something more important to Criticize. Morons!!!

The Piler February 1, 2009 at 1:36 am

Debbie, Debbie, Debbie, you obvi don’t know what a brah is. What’s your number?

Stamos February 2, 2009 at 9:10 am

Debbie, you know as well as we do that you don’t wear jeans that rise up to your underboob unless you have handles. Clearly, Jessie makes Romo to all the work while she lays around morphing into a baby beluga. At least the has firm triceps. Wait.

Tee April 21, 2009 at 7:24 pm

She is sooooooooooooo much hotter big….I think she said stupid stuff because she was hungry. She went from a dumb 6 to a 10 after gaining that weight! Good for her!

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