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Save Your Economy: Buy Some Drugs

by Stamos on January 27, 2009

With our economy on the brink of depression, and lending being tighter than Alessandra Ambrosio’s fine ass (pictured right for no reason at all), we as a people need to pull together.  And we’re not talking about pullinh together like holding hands and singing kumbayah.  We’re talking about pulling gator tails and tubes.  Apparently, much of the liquid capital flowing around the international banking system right now is the result of the illicit drug trade.  So, basically, every time you pick up a gerkin on the way to late night, you’re doing your part to save the world.  Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Washington fat cats!!!  No, seriously- it will really help out our economy if you put that in your pipe and smoke it.

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Moon January 30, 2009 at 10:04 pm

I’ll spend all my money on coke if I can snort it off her ass!

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