JuicyCampus.com, for those who are unfamiliar, was a friendly little website where you could go read various and sundry libel about random youth (a site we introduced you to almost a year ago, in fact). It was a place where you could learn more about who might offer up lubeless HJs on the first date and who may or may not have the herp. Where the unwashed masses of high school and college youths gathered to regale each other with tales littered with information about pubic hair groomage and who’s taken the main train to brown town. Alas, those days are no more, as JuicyCampus.com is closing it’s doors tomorrow.
Without JuicyCampus.com, where will todays coeds go to identify who, among their peers, graciously takes facials or got doubleteamed by those two Kappa Sigs last weekend? How are they going to find out which of the losers in their biology class works with a mini-meat or Johnny Quickdraws? What resources will be available going forward for people who want more info on whether that dude likes to switch hit or whether the girl they asked out is known to have some fall out? Damn you, economy. Damn you straight to hell!!!
