Guess This Would Be Called a Lubeless BJ?

Jason Savage must not be getting much action these days.  If he were, we’d find it more strange that he felt compelled to make sweet love to a car wash vacuum.  But since he’s not, we don’t.  Those things are kind of sexy, what with their accordian tubing and shiny coin slot and incredible sucking power.  In the end, though, we’d imagine that it probably hurts quite a bit to have an industrial vacuum tugging on your junk.  It’s about as good an idea as smearing peanut butter on your sack and letting your dog go to town.  Yeah, it’s not cheating because it’s “your dog”, but when that peanut butter’s gone, and he’s still hungry, you’re in something of a predicament.