Things Not To Put In Your Bong: #1- Your Cat

We’ve all done some fucked up shit to our pets.  Usually, our cats, becuase cat’s suck balls and it’s fun to quasi-torture them.  Like when we were in college, a friend of Brahsome (namely the Desert Fox) had a cat named Stew.  From time to time, we’d wrap Stew’s legs in tin foil and watch him spring around the apartment.  It’s really hard to describe, but suffice it to say it was amazing.  Like picture the funniest thing you’ve ever seen, and then add 15, and multiply by 3 stingers.  Anyways, one thing we never did with Stew was cram him in the household Roor, because who the hell would pull a move like that?  Funny you should ask.

Upon re-entering the house, Stebbing said, deputies saw the suspect smoking marijuana through a piece of garden hose attached to the duct-taped, plastic glass box, in which the cat had been stuffed.

So Redneck H McGyver crafts a bong out of a cardboard box with a window, some hose, and duct tape, and sends Shadow on a magical mystery tour?  Wow.

In related news, here’s a video giving you an idea of what old Stew looked like with the aluminum foil on his feet.

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