NY governor David Paterson wears short shorts. And why not? With sticks like that, the ladies up in Albany all want to break him off. He’s basically the male version of Sarah Palin, what with the sexy outfits and cold weather. All he needs now is some prOn about him named “David and Goliath” (with Goliath being the name he gives his junk- tee hee) or “Paterson splatters on your face, kid” (it sorts rhymes if you say it fast) and he’s all up in it.
Who Wears Short Shorts?
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