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Serena, Venus Williams’ Dad Likes ‘Em Young

by C. Brahkowski on March 13, 2009

williams11Richard Williams, father of the dynamic tennis duo Serena and Venus Williams, has a new fiance … and she’s 37 years his younger. Awww yeah.

Mr. Williams introduced this new little vixen to a camera man while the couple was out on a shopping trip.

“Here, get the first pictures of me and my new wife,” said Williams, who manages his daughters’ careers. He introduced the woman as Lakeisha Graham as the two filled the trunk of a Porsche SUV with purchases.

When I called Williams today, he said the two weren’t exactly married yet but were going to be.

“We’ll probably do it after the tournament in Key Biscayne (the Sony Ericsson Open, March 25-April 5),” Williams said.

But when asked if the sisters approved of his marrying a woman 37 years younger, Williams hung up.

Just to be clear. Serena is 27 and Venus is 28. Their new step-mom will be 30.

I wonder if she’ll make Serena and Venus do their chores before she’ll give them a ride to the mall. That’s an allusion to Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Remember how Bill’s dad was married to Misty, who was Bill and Ted’s age? And when Bill needed to take all the historical figures to the mall, Misty made them clean the house? Yeah that was awesome.

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{ 9 comments… read them below or add one }

K March 13, 2009 at 5:40 pm

He should be ashamed of himself. She is only marrying him for his money; is he so blind that he can’t see that. He deserves to be used if he dosen’t know any better.

beau March 14, 2009 at 9:28 am

If she can get by his ugly face she’ll be spending that money.

sam March 14, 2009 at 12:48 pm

@ K

Money is only a means to an end. In this case, that end is some young pussy. Can’t really fault a red-blooded man for that.

Karian June 29, 2009 at 9:26 am

The age of this woman is two years more than one of these daughters, but he also has other daughters who are older than Venus and Serena….sounds like child molestation to me.

Fat Buddha July 22, 2009 at 8:27 am

“Remember when I asked your mom to the prom?”
“Shut up, Ted.”

Garth Henkins June 23, 2010 at 8:01 am

This guy is a total buffoon.

peaches and cream June 25, 2010 at 3:23 pm

that is a wish come true, a dollar and a dream etc. i only wish i could have meant him first and i am his age. you go girl, you too richard.

Edirin Akpore June 26, 2010 at 10:39 am

Enjoy yourselves, God has made it so.

JOYCE MCCAIN June 28, 2010 at 7:37 pm

SOUND LIKES THE MRS. DISGRUNTLED FEMALES ALL ACROSS AMERICA. AFTER BEING ABANDONED BY HIS ANTIQUATED RUST
COLORED WIG WEARING WIFE AND THE DAUGHTERS THAT ARE WERE THEY ARE TODAY BECAUSE OF HIM,WHAT IS HE SUPPOSE TO DO. WASTE AWAY LIKE WOMEN WANT MEN TO DO. YOU GO MAN,MORE POWER TO YOU. POP THAT THANG!!!!!!!!!!

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