It’s certainly not news that the economy blows. Hell, it’s even hitting us here at Brahsome HQ- just last night, in fact, we could only afford 3 fine women from AAA Escorts instead of our usual 4 (things didn’t go so well for Piler and Brinson…. don’t ask). And it’s the same story all across the country, especially in Rhode Island. Rhode Island, famous for it’s…… well, nothing, has among the highest unemployment rates in the country, with over 1 in 10 people now out of work. The solution: take off your clothes.
Well, at least some folks are still looking out for the greater good. Seriously, how are people going to squander the last of their retirement savings if there isn’t a decent piece of ass to convince you she’s really into you despite the fact that she was just giving a lubeless HJ to that older guy in the other section- but you’re really cute, and if you go upstairs, you can do more stuff. But when you get up there, it’s just bullshit- there’s not even a door to close or anything so you know you’re not really getting what you paid for because it costs like $600 just to get upstairs and for that kind of cash, you could have easily just called some escort and gotten your jollies and had some cash left over for late night, or better yet, just gone out to Nosters with a fat stack and a whitebag and surely some cum-dumpster in there would have provided… but now it’s too late so you try to sneak a just-the-tip except you know it’s a mistake because for God’s sake she’s a damn stripper and is a walking coldsore, but you can’t get that from a blow job, right? So you just try to suggest that and she says she can’t and then all of a sudden the music stops and you realize you’re out $600 and didn’t even get to finish on her face. Damn you Esmerelda!!!!!!!!
