Props to Quiznos for figuring out a way to rebound from that totally geigh sandwich-worker-in-romance-with-sub-machine-and-phallic-hero advertisement they were running for a while. Seriously, not that there’s anything WRONG with it, but being geigh for a giant oven toaster ain’t going to make me buy your product. These fine ladies (TWO GIRLS AND A SUB! GET IT? INTERNET PORN MEMES!) will though. They’ll also make me spend the second half of my lunch break, er, well, yeah. I wouldn’t watch with your speakers turned up.

