Husband Wants a Rusty Trombone for his Birthday
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Date: 2009-04-27, 8:03PM EDT
My husband has asked for a rusty trombone for his birthday, which is Wednesday. I’ve scoured the pawn shops and music stores, and I haven’t found one. I am guessing that rusty ones will be cheaper than new ones, and I don’t know what the big deal is, but it’s what he wants and he is very specific about it. I could have bought a dozen new ones at this point, but he says that a rusty trombone is nostalgic for him, so I suppose it will mean more. If you selling (or even giving away) a rusty trombone, please let me know what you have, how much it costs and how I can get it (will you deliver it, or will I have to go to you?). Also, suggestions on how to wrap such a thing? Please help, I am down to the wire on this thing and I don’t like being this late with a gift!!!
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a rusty trombone is a sex move, maam. no pawnshop will have one. nostalgia? i highly doubt it.
Pardon me, weedhead, but are you suggesting a gentleman couldn’t have fond memories of getting his cinnamon ring cleansed whilst receiving a reach around? Sounds like a party to me- some would say a birthday favor short of only a blumpkin in it’s demonstration of total spousal devotion.