I didn’t catch the new “Always Sunny” until Sunday night, but it was pretty epic. Not only did Charlie bust out the “Kitten Mittens” as promised, but Mac and Dennis premiered the “Dick Towel” which gives you the option of flashing either your “tiny bird” or “huge junk” without actually being naked. Secretly, it is a great marketing ploy, which explains why they made it real — you too can now buy a Dick Towel. (Via Tasty Booze) God Bless America.
Always Sunny’s ‘Dick Towel’ Is Now Totally Real
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