Fresh balls. You’ve probably been in a place (let’s say after a football game, or playing in the sand by the beach, or having your junk all up in some strange steeze) where suddenly, you’ve realized that your boys are a little sweaty. For most of us, the solution is to prepare for this issue by using Gold Bond at least between 12 and 14 times a day.
For others, it’s not that easy. And that’s why Frank Brooks is a doctor (I think) — you see, Frank actually runs the website FreshBalls.com and there he sells a product designed to keep, well, your balls fresh. (Auto-play video when you get there that’s pretty amusing.)
Fresh Balls is the first and only antiperspirant for your boys… It’s Aluminum Free, Paraben Free and Talc Free. It contains Oatmeal as an anti-irritant and Tea Tree Oil – so it’s anti-bacterial as well. In other words, it’s perfect for your skin.
“Doctor” Frank and FreshBalls.com claim that it’s not available in stores and only through ordering on the website. However, because I’ve been tricked one too many times into visiting meatspin by promises that some website could track various celebrities based on their iPhone location, there’s no way in hell I’m trying to order.
But, if the good folks at Fresh Balls want to send a free tube to us kids at Brahsome, I’m willing to give the old head-to-head challenge against my good friends at Gold Bond. Hit us up here if you’re interested, Frank.
Otherwise, if any of you readers happen to stumble across (read: order online, nice try though) a tube and give it a test run, let us know how it works out. We don’t have sweaty balls, but we’re always looking for something to make sure it stays that way.
