Remote Controlled Bowling Ball Is What We Want for Christmas

Okay, maybe actually having a remote controlled bowling ball would be lame, but we’re not as convinced as Gizmodo that it’s the “devil’s contraption” — instead it just looks like the type of thing that someone desperate to cheat for Phish tickets would have brought to last year’s Mardi Brah. Still — kind of awesome that they created a bowling ball that requires no effort whatsoever. Next thing you know, science is gonna figure out a way for baseball players to hit the ball really far without actually “working to get better” or something.