Need a volunteer to give me a vasectomy
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Date: 2009-09-30, 11:50PM EDT
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Well, I do have health insurance, believe it or not. But it’s useless to pay for a vasectomy, since I’m only 24. I’ve wanted one since I was 16. I have one kid already and don’t ever want another (though I love the one I have, of course). Anyway, my doctor said it would be impossible until I’m 30 or have 4 kids. I’m hoping I don’t have 4 kids before turning 30, but accidents happen.
Would you like to stop accidents? Perhaps you are Christian and you hate abortion more than anything. Well, I guarantee you will prevent more than one abortion by snipping my vas. Perhaps you’re a liberal and you hate seeing kids grow up in poverty. You get the drift.
Yes, this is a serious post. Please reply only if you have experience doing vasectomies, and you are willing to do one “pro-bono”.
P.S. I called Planned Parenthood already. They want $500.
