Anna Burns and Wes Welker are the people you see above you. Welker, obviously, is a wideout for the New England Patriots (who went to Texas Tech with a buddy of ours). Anna Burns is some hot chick I believe he is dating.
Now, I don’t want to eschew football discussion to point out that holy fucking balls she’s hot as shit, because that’s obvious. Instead, I’m going to skip talking about football to point out, all you whiteys who are worried about making sure your kids are smart (and this includes me), stop right now.
Instead, just remember Welker’s example and spend the rest of your life making sure your kid is a hustling, quick-cutting slot wideout. He makes millions and slays hot ass. It can’t be THAT hard.
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Anna is actually from Fayetteville, NC and was Miss Hooters 2005. A HS buddy of mine has hooked up with her and said she is a dead limp fish in bed. I also know that my friend is positive for an unnamed STD that Ms. Burns could or could not have now.