So, as mentioned before, it seemed utterly impossible that Jeebus could bless the world enough to actually end up with quality footage of the Wrightsville Beach streaker who got tased this weekend.
Obviously, that wasn’t too much to ask (there are multiple videos popping up on Youtube now). And it seemed, too, that the story couldn’t get any better after that.
Well, we assumed too quickly again. Turns out that Matt Pick, the Wrightville Beach Streaker, who’s superbly awesome mugshot you see above, is an ECU football player.
His profile is here, where he claims that he’s an “affable student-athlete who possesses a sense of humor that might be unrivaled.” That seems fair enough, too — apparently everyone enjoyed the stunt right up to the part where Pick’s junk was dragged across the pavement. Click the links above to check out the video. Mini-update: As pointed out by our good friend “The Salamander,” (another must-watch video) Pick isn’t on the current ECU roster. That doesn’t stop us from laughing maniacally at it though.