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You “ladies” and “gentlemen” may remember our very own Boxy Brown, she of Celebrity Hot Box fame. Well, bitches, she’s back. And bringing the celebrity funk. In just a bit we’ll be rolling out an MSMB as well, as part of our Box Party Weekend Spectacular. Got questions for Boxy, Magic Sarah or want to [...]

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Boxy, Bitches. Return of the Hot Box

Girl, Girl, Girl Boxy is back and can’t get the words out fast enough. Someone out there tell a sister they saw the VMAs. Can I just say two words – Britney. Bitches. I mean who really throws out “insert your own name here – bitches”. That is even higher level [...]

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Celebrity Hot Box 7/20

Well, well, fucking well. Look who decided to roll out of the [cum] dumpster out back and grace us with her presence this week? We kid, we kid. (Kind of.) Boxy Brown whose been on hiatus do various things including apparent emotional issues (We read somewhere their periods attract bears) and adjusting to a new [...]

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Celebrity Hot Box 7/5

We thank you all for patiently waiting. Boxy’s back from her sea(men) sickness and ready to dispense with the celebrity bru-ha-ha and whatnot, including most of the regulars and a pregnant Ethiopian. First though, she talks about independence and may or may not delve into some major self-esteem issues after that. And since she quit [...]

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Celebrity Hot Box 6/21

So this is waaaaaaaaaay late. And there’s a very valid reason why. Our dog ate Boxy’s submission. I mean, our computer crashed and it deleted everything. Actually, there was a power outage and we lost internet service for the last 18 hours. In reality, right now it’s Thursday afternoon and you all are just very [...]

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The Celebrity Hot Box

Boxy Brown, currently the sole female member of the Brahsome crew, follows celebrity gossip like it’s her job. As long as her actual employer is still paying her salary, we at Brahsome.com get to reap the rewards of the free internet access they provide her with as she keeps herself abreast of all the celeb [...]

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The Celebrity Hot Box

We’ve been getting angry e-mails all morning begging for Boxy. And while it’s a little tardy, it’s better late than never right? Boxy was detained while playing with the Stupid Spoiled Whore Press Conference Playset and simultaneously having to diffuse the largest snuke ever found in a snizz, but she’s here now, and she’s gonna [...]

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The Celebrity Hot Box

Boxy’s back! By popular demand of course, our celebrity expert gets balls (er, whatever) deep into the weekly celebrity gossip. Her interweb connection has been down, meaning she had to jerk a barista at the local Harbucks for a free T-Mobile pass, so make sure and thank her for the extended effort as she opens [...]

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The Celebrity Hot Box

(Ed. Note: Please join us in giving a smug Brahsome.com welcome to our newest contributer, Boxy Brown. We brought Boxy in to dispense invaluable opinions on all things celebrity-related and to class up the proverbial joint. Well, that and she promised us all handjobs. She’ll be flaunting her box (of celebrity information) in the form [...]

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