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Brahlatics + Betting = America

We’re well aware that we’ve been delving into the realm of brahlatics with more frequency than you’d expect from a group of twenty-something degenerates recently.  We’re also well aware that Sarah Palin has perty legs for a hockey mom (this is a rather risque picture of a vice-presidential candidate, no?)  But if there’s one thing [...]

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Let’s Get Wasted, My Friends

So you’ve probably noticed that there is a presidential debate tonight.  Debates aren’t very brahsome, but my roommate and I came up with a way to spice it up.  We are drinking every time McCain says “my friends,” which is an eff load.

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The always classy Larry Flint has fast tracked a new film entitled Nailin’ Palin in hopes that it will reach the sweaty palms of the unwashed masses before Election Day this November.
Your VP-hopeful will be played by pr0n star Lisa Ann (she’s the one the right, brah). Brinson assures us her previous [...]

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Homer Simpson, like most of us, agrees that there must be a change in store for America. How-EVA, that change doesn’t necessarily have to come in the form of Barack Obama. At least not if we crooked voting machines have anything to say about it. From the upcoming (and by “upcoming” I mean “when the [...]

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Once a Beauty Queen…

A lot of people are claiming that electing John McCain’s old, white ass into the White House would be “more of the same.” I don’t think that’s entirely fair. I mean, it’s not like Dick Cheney would ever have any use for a tanning bed in the White House.
Sarah Palin brought one unusual [...]

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Is this what voting’s all about?  Tying up and gaggin fuego celebrity milfs?  Where do we sign?

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We don’t normally dabble in much brahlitics around here, but hard not bring you these taters.

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Loving Grandmother or Nazi?

We report.  You decide.

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Separated At Birth?

I was forced to watch the Republican National Convention tonight and it occurred to me that John McCain’s running mate, Sarah Palin, looks a lot like the good doctor Jennifer Melfi.  It was always nigh when Tony would fantasize about plowing her and we got a little flesh shot.  If I have to deal with [...]

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We generally try to stay away from the Brahlitics around here, but when anything involves taters we are all over it. Literally. Republican Presidential hopeful John McCain spoke in South Dakota at the Sturgis motorcycle rally on Monday. McCain mentioned the Sturgis beauty pageant and quipped that he encouraged his wife, Cindy, [...]

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