Posted in Celebs, Raleigh, hot chicks on Jul 15th, 2008
Brahsome sources have indicated that MTV mega star Lauren “LC” Conrad of The Hills and Laguna Beach fame might be gracing Raleigh with her presence this spring. Word is LC wants to promote her clothing line at Raleigh boutique Gena-Chandler through a “trunk show.” I don’t know what the eff a trunk show is but if it [...]
Posted in Celebs, What The Hell Was That, Wonk Wonk on Jul 11th, 2008
Let us open by saying we don’t like leggings. There are no circumstances where leggings are flattering. They are basically only for use when a girl is working out or maybe cleaning around the house or something… or so we thought. Apparently, though, leggings are also for when you’re slobbing knob. Ladies and gentlemen of [...]
We haven’t seen the Verne Troyeur sex tape, and we don’t plan to. While celebrity sex tapes are usually pretty sweet, we feel midgets are probably better suited to wearing a sombrero with chips and dip in it or being shot out of a cannon than making pr0n. That said, you gotta hand it to [...]
Posted in Care To Get Nice?, Celebs, Pranks, Profiles in Brahsomeness on Jul 7th, 2008
In an interview with complex.com VH1’s favorite son Flava Flav disclosed he lost dat V-card at the tender age of 6. That’s right, at the age most kids think the opposite sex has cooties Flav was plowing in the bushes. At least he didn’t have to worry about getting that lucky lady preggers. Flav currently [...]
Posted in Babe, Booooooo, Celebs, Ouch, nutshot on Jun 30th, 2008
Russell Simmons, master of lyrical poetry for the hard to hear, just wrapped up the custody portion of his divorce with his wife. And he got his m*therf*cking balls kicked in.
Simmons gets daughters, Ming, 8, and Aoki, 5, once every eight weeks and occasionally more during the summer. But wait! There’s more!
Posted in Alcohol, Beer, Celebs, Golf, Party, Profiles in Brahsomeness, Youtube on Jun 26th, 2008
Kudos to Ryan Wilson (why the eff I didn’t immediately link up to this when I saw his email yesterday, I have no idea) for finding this video of John Daly hitting his drive off a tall boy owned by Kid Rock. Yes, you read that correctly. Simply stunning.
I mean, the video has it all. [...]
Posted in A Whole GD Chicken, Celebs, Movies on Apr 17th, 2008
I can’t say I’ve ever read a Harry Potter book. Nor have I seen any of the movies. They showed one installment on a flight I was on to Vegas a while back, but the American Way magazine had an enthralling article on where the old chick from Gilmore Girls likes to eat [...]
Posted in Celebs, Movies, Profiles in Brahsomeness, Youtube on Apr 6th, 2008
The chiseled chin that was in more epic period pieces than any actor in history died Saturday at his home in Beverly Hills. He was 84.
Behold. The chariot race from Ben Hur.
Posted in Celebs, Profiles in Brahsomeness on Mar 14th, 2008
There really isn’t a more pathetic occupation than to be a paparazzi. You spend your life watching other people live theirs. Stalking. Going through trash. Hiding in bushes. It’s just so freakin’ weak. So, when the occasional Hollywood star strikes back, I love to see it…even though it’s normally [...]
Posted in Celebs, Profiles in Brahsomeness, hot chicks on Mar 12th, 2008
The answer to the age old question, “Ginger or Mary Ann?” might be a little easier to answer now. On February 29, Dawn Wells, the 69-year-old actress who played Mary Ann on Gilligan’s Island, was sentenced to five days in jail, fined $410.50 and placed on probation after pleading guilty to one count of [...]
