Posted in Booooooo, College Basketball on Jul 14th, 2008
Billy Packer has called his last Final Four, folks. That’s right. The bastion of CBS gerontological stubbornness is stepping down from his post as the nation’s top analyst in college basketball [by virtue of default].
This would be f’ing great news … if he wasn’t being replaced by Clark Kellogg, who is awful. Just horrible. [...]
Posted in Alcohol, College Basketball, ESPN, Geigh, NBA, Pranks on Jun 30th, 2008
Everyone knows that every party has a pooper. And in the case of NBA Draft parties, that pooper was Jay Bilas. (I will now hang myself for quoting Martin Short in FotB.) But seriously, Bilas was the scourge of NBA fans, douchy frat-bags and alcoholics everywhere last Thursday night when he refused to use the [...]
Posted in Carolina Sucks, College Basketball on May 19th, 2008
It’s a shame really, that Alex Stephenson has announced he will transfer away from North Carolina. Not a shame because it hurts the Carolina basketball team — the bigger the exodus the merrier, imho. Really, it’s only a shame because we don’t get to use the above photo as much as we would prefer (which [...]
Posted in College Basketball, Morning Wood on May 12th, 2008
If you don’t recognize a joke from the movie Airplane!, you aren’t really welcome here at Brahsome. That said, it’s another Monday, and there’s another story about some high school or college star getting paid before he’s allowed to. OJ Mayo, according to an apparently former member of his entourage, has been getting [...]
Posted in College Basketball, How To: on May 2nd, 2008
Things didn’t exactly start out well for Coach Gillispie last year. A 16 point loss to Gardner-Webb in November. Losses to UNC and Indiana were painful but not as embarrassing … until they were followed by losses to UAB, Houston and San Diego.
The Cats were kind of able to get back on track [...]
Posted in College Basketball, Morning Wood, NBA, NC State on Apr 23rd, 2008
William Wesley, a/k/a World Wide Wes, has been called the most powerful man in sports and packs Jay-Z, Lebron and MJ, among others, in his cell phone speed dial. High powered sports agent? Nope, but he’s in tight with all of them too. Professional sports franchise owner? Guess again, but they pick up his tab when [...]
Posted in College Basketball, Wonk Wonk on Apr 11th, 2008
Posted in Carolina Sucks, College Basketball on Apr 8th, 2008
Thanks to Mr. Miller for the Droopy inspiration.
Posted in Carolina Sucks, College Basketball on Apr 6th, 2008
More posts that make fun of Carolina:
The Droopy motivational poster
The Roy Williams Face
A play on the old Eagles “classic”. Commence dogpiling on Carolina if you haven’t already.
Posted in Carolina Sucks, College Basketball on Apr 6th, 2008
Courtesy of that glorious bastard that laid sweet rhythmic droppings at The Sporting Blog all weekend (who got it from his editor over there) comes “The Roy Williams Face”. Note the goshdarn look of depression. And the shitty plaid seersucker tie and how it’s cutting off his windpipe.
Tee. Hee.
