Have you ever found yourself buttoning your shirt after dogpiling a possibly underage Vietnamese girl behind a parked 1992 Ford Festiva in western Atlantic City and you were looking for what might be a good excuse for your wife / lady friend if / when she found out? Yeah, neither have we. But if we [...]
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If there’s one thing we can all agree on regarding the holiday season, it’s that it’s a great time to drink. It’s cold, so we need to warm ourselves from the inside. You’re hanging out with family, and some of them you don’t like so you can ease the pain with a little of grandpa’s [...]
No, Your Other Left
Posted in Crazy, Monkeys, Profiles in Unbrahsomeness on Nov 30th, 2007
This just in from the WTF? Department. And by “just in” we mean it’s from Tuesday. Whatevs, brah.
If you’re ever in need of brain surgery, stay the eff out of Rhode Island. Honestly, I don’t know why you would want to go to Rhode Island anyway.
Rhode [...]
Te-jas Brahsome correspondent Boogs brings us this little gem of Whiplash the Rodeo Monkey.
It’s a monkey! On a dog! With a saddle! Wrangling other animals!
How can we lose!!!!?!?

