Posted in Care To Get Nice?, Morning Wood, Profiles in Unbrahsomeness on Jul 16th, 2008
Note to child predators: When soliciting underage children for sex at least take off your t-shirt that proclaims you “World’s Greatest Dad.” A Michigan made was arrested after soliciting sex from what he thought was a 14 year old girl. Daniel Allen Everett, pictured left, showed up to meet the girl wearing the WGD t-shirt. Really, [...]
Posted in MLB, Morning Wood on Jul 15th, 2008
So much has been made over the season and especially this week about the great story of Josh Hamilton. The former #1 overall draft pick who blew his $4MM signing bonus on alcohol, drugs, and tattoos staging one of the greatest ‘comebacks’ in the history of baseball. Really in the history of sports in general. [...]
Posted in Morning Wood on Jul 8th, 2008
Following the amazing Wimbledon finale on Sunday, we, as most sports fans, thought amongst ourselves about whether it was the best tennis match ever played. Hell, for that matter, was it the greatest sporting event this year? Or maybe even this decade? Which, naturally, led us to thinking about all the great [...]
Posted in Morning Wood, Music, Music Review, NBA, Videos on Jun 24th, 2008
The return of Shaq-fu? Hopefully not, but Shaq did take the mic at a New York club on Sunday night and freestyled for the crowd. TMZ scored an exclusive video as Shaq rhymed about how Kobe ruined his marriage and couldn’t win without him. The hook directed Kobe to “tell me how [...]
Posted in Loser, MLB, Morning Wood on Jun 17th, 2008
Listen, it was time for the Willie Randolph experiment to come to a conclusion- on this we can all agree. Afer finishing 4 games above .500 in his first season, and 32 games over in his second, things had fallen apart. An under .500 ball club since the all-star break last year, and sitting second [...]
Posted in Golf, Lock Jahbs, Morning Wood on Jun 16th, 2008
Today will be fantastic — Tiger against Rocco! (Corky!). That’s for sure. But did yesterday backdoor one of the better sporting days of the year? There are obviously days with more on, and with things more spread out, but that was pretty intense.
First of all, just a superb four days of the U.S. Open. I [...]
Posted in Golf, Morning Wood, Profiles in Brahsomeness on Jun 11th, 2008
Multi-Millionaire Quarterback for America’s team: Check. Nail Jessica Simpson: Check. Play better than bogey golf at Torrey Pines under U.S. Open conditions: Check. As a die-hard Redskins fan, it is in my blood to hate all things Cowboy, but I have to give props when they are due. All playoff choking aside, of course. Tony Romo, [...]
Posted in Ballin', MLB, Morning Wood, Sex, Steroids on Jun 10th, 2008
No joke, kids. Viagra is so damn hot right now, it’s ridiculous. There was the initial wave of Viagra heat way back in the day, when Phizer had the market cornered, and then Cialis and it’s 10 hour erection rolled along, hogging the airwaves as various competitors popped up. It’s the standy rounds for pharmy [...]
Posted in MLB, Morning Wood on Jun 3rd, 2008
As the brahs are all in their mid to late 20s, Ken Griffey, Jr was one of our favorite players growing up. The kid was the original phenom of our generation. There was no shortage of great players in the late 80s and early 90s (Boggs, Mattingly, Gwynn, Strawberry) but Junior was the face of [...]
Posted in Drugs, Morning Wood, What The Hell Was That on May 29th, 2008
This is “1980″ by Dirt Nasty.
Dirt Nasty is actually Simon Rex, who, according to the always informative Wikipedia, has had quite a ride. He was a solo artists in the pr0n industry (seriously?), he was an MTV Vjay, he had a few short lived roles on shitty TV shows, he was in Scary Movie [...]
