Posted in Morning Wood, Porn on Aug 12th, 2008
[In our best Kevin Nealon subliminal message reporter guy voice] Sometimes, you really gotta give a hand to people who give a little extra to make their own (wet) dreams come true. There’s something satisfying about seeing your fellow man go the extra mile (to the other porn store) to really get when he deserves. Because we [...]
Remember when Madonna was hot? Honestly, she was the queen of the 80s, and then she was still feugo at 40 in that Ray of Light video. Amazing. Speaking of videos, she’s got a new one coming out. It involves her and A’s rod.
In a series of emails fired off to media outlets, [some guy] alleged the [...]
We haven’t seen the Verne Troyeur sex tape, and we don’t plan to. While celebrity sex tapes are usually pretty sweet, we feel midgets are probably better suited to wearing a sombrero with chips and dip in it or being shot out of a cannon than making pr0n. That said, you gotta hand it to [...]
Posted in Awkward, Porn, Soccer, Who Ya Got on Jun 30th, 2008
The Spanish love their porn. How else can you explain an “International Erotic Film Festival of Barcelona” that is an annual affair in their country?
Turns out, though, that they like their dribble penetration more than their, um, penetration.
Posted in How To:, Porn, What a Lazy Bastard, Youtube on Jun 2nd, 2008
This is clearly NSFW, but not because of nudity, just because of language. However, it’s still funny. These Canadians haven’t quite Who’sed the Now (I’m working on something to replace “Jump the Shark” and probably thinking “no” on that one.)
Yes, this is totally in lieu of writing a morning wood and yes, there are about [...]
Normally, I would just embed the video here and let you watch Jenna Jameson from our site. But, this an exclusive from Michael David Smith at FanHouse, who chatted it up with a very skinny Jenna after Tito Ortiz’ latest UFC fight, so you might as well go look at it yourself at the ‘Haus. [...]
Posted in Crazy, Geigh, HAHA, Idiot, Porn, Pranks on May 14th, 2008
Apparently, there’s this guy named Sanford Wallace. He is the “Spam King”. Which has to be like the third or fourth shoddiest nickname in the history of the world. (None of the worse ones come to mind right now, but feel free to point them out.) Anyway, Wallace’s “thing” is to spam people.
And he [...]
Posted in Porn on Apr 16th, 2008
You want to hear some shocking news? People don’t want to spend money on a calendar that contains pictures of naked mexi-cougars not showing beav. I know, we were surprised as well. But it seems that in this Age of the Interweb in which we live- where pubescent boys have hours of penetration at their [...]
I was never much for summer camps. Waking up early. Geigh group activities. Forced mingling. I didn’t want some camp counselors effin’ with my free time. Obviously my feelings might have been a little different had I known that camp counselors came in form of 26 year-old blonde porn stars.
Meet [...]
If nothing else, we know you turn to Brahsome.com for all your celebrity sex tape updates. And that’s a shame, because you should know by now we’re always a few days behind on that kind of stuff. But, at the end of the day, we come through, and that’s why you love us. So we [...]
