Posted in How To:, Profiles in Brahsomeness, U.S.A. on Jul 8th, 2008
There’s a movement going on in Oregon that has the brahsome staff clamoring for a reason to move our headquarters to Portland, Oregon. Or Bend. Or Salem. Or any town in Oregon really.
Posted in Care To Get Nice?, Celebs, Pranks, Profiles in Brahsomeness on Jul 7th, 2008
In an interview with complex.com VH1’s favorite son Flava Flav disclosed he lost dat V-card at the tender age of 6. That’s right, at the age most kids think the opposite sex has cooties Flav was plowing in the bushes. At least he didn’t have to worry about getting that lucky lady preggers. Flav currently [...]
Posted in Food, Profiles in Brahsomeness, U.S.A. on Jul 6th, 2008
Joey Chestnut defended his Nathan’s Famous Hot Dot Eating Contest Title on July 4th defeating Japan’s Takeru Kobayashi, a former 6 time champion, in an eat-off. The eaters were tied with 59 dogs after 10 minutes of crushing weiners and went into a 5 dog overtime. Emerging victorious for the second year in a row, Chestnut picked up [...]
Posted in Olympics, Profiles in Brahsomeness on Jul 6th, 2008
Raleigh native Jesse Williams won the US High Jump Olympic Qualifier Saturday with a jump of 7 feet, 6.5 inches. Williams, along with Andra Manson and Dusty Jonas, will represent the US in Beijing. I had the pleasure of jumping with Jesse in high school. He was a freshman when I was senior and stood about 5′7″, [...]
Posted in Profiles in Brahsomeness on Jul 2nd, 2008
Curb Your Enthusiasm: Larry Tries To Buy Weed - The funniest bloopers are right here
Larry David, comic genius and co-creator of Seinfeld, turns 60 today.
Here he his on Curb Your Enthusiasm buying some schwag from Hurley. This is obviously before Hurley won the lottery and boarded flight 815 from Sydney.
Posted in Drugs, How To:, Profiles in Brahsomeness on Jul 2nd, 2008
The World Health Organization said on Tuesday that the United States is the world leader in the rates of experimenting with cocaine and cannibas.
From the article:
The survey of 54,000 people in 17 countries found that 16 percent of people in the United States had used cocaine in their lifetimes — far higher than the next [...]
Posted in Loser, Piling, Profiles in Brahsomeness on Jun 26th, 2008
The Mastermind turns 27 today. He’s going to spend it live blogging the NBA Draft while bonging red bull. Don’t get too crazy there, we need someone to mind the shop tomorrow.
Posted in Alcohol, Beer, Celebs, Golf, Party, Profiles in Brahsomeness, Youtube on Jun 26th, 2008
Kudos to Ryan Wilson (why the eff I didn’t immediately link up to this when I saw his email yesterday, I have no idea) for finding this video of John Daly hitting his drive off a tall boy owned by Kid Rock. Yes, you read that correctly. Simply stunning.
I mean, the video has it all. [...]
Posted in Care To Get Nice?, Profiles in Brahsomeness, Random on Jun 24th, 2008
In honor of the recent passing of George Carlin, HBO will be airing quite a bit of his material over the next few days. Pretty heady.
“IT’S BAD FOR YA” will be on at 9pm EST Friday, June 27.
The following can be seen on HBO2.
Posted in College Football, NFL, Profiles in Brahsomeness, Profiles in Unbrahsomeness on Jun 23rd, 2008
The hits just keep on coming for Cedric Benson. In the past two months El Ced has been charged with three different alcohol related offences: Boating While Black*, resisting arrest, and Driving While Intoxicated. Oh, and he was cut by the Bears, too. Nice fucking work, guy.
Today a judge ordered him to [...]
