Archive for the 'Profiles in Unbrahsomeness' Category

This really needed to be posted yesterday since the actual ad is now gone, but this has to be one of the least brahsome Craigslist ads ever. The Brahsome community wholeheartedly endorse selling whatever you need to in order to get to see Trey Antipasta live, but there are some limits.
Like, you know, your [...]

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George W. Bush, being the hip cat that he is, teaches this youngster how the dope world leaders greet each other these days. No more handshakes or hugs … we pound, dog. We pound.
H/T: Mac G

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40 years ago this month, Joe Schwartz, the marketing director at Herman Miller in Michigan, first shopped a “new office system concept.”
I think I speak for a majority of our readers when I give a hearty gofugyaself to Joe Schwartz and his team of aging monkeys. Granted, the cube is better than the giant [...]

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Note to child predators: When soliciting underage children for sex at least take off your t-shirt that proclaims you “World’s Greatest Dad.”  A Michigan made was arrested after soliciting sex from what he thought was a 14 year old girl.  Daniel Allen Everett, pictured left, showed up to meet the girl wearing the WGD t-shirt.  Really, [...]

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Meet Michael McCarty. Just your standy 20 year old sophomore at Georgia Tech down in Hotlanta, save for the fact that he’s never kissed a girl before. He’s had a steady girlfriend for 5 years now, but they’ve never met face to face (thank the Lawd for them interwebs). And with her [...]

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Nice work you little fuckin’ hipster.
H/T: With Leather

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The hits just keep on coming for Cedric Benson. In the past two months El Ced has been charged with three different alcohol related offences: Boating While Black*, resisting arrest, and Driving While Intoxicated. Oh, and he was cut by the Bears, too. Nice fucking work, guy.
Today a judge ordered him to [...]

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Our friend J-Dog makes a good point. It is, after all, Friday. Good luck getting this out of your head, brahs.
Note: Sooooooooo tempted to post this as an early Fixx under Stamos’ name just to see the reaction.

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I swear I’m going to switch. I keep saying that re: my shitty cable and DirecTV. But Time Warner’s latest ploy to rob the unsuspecting of money — and be most assured that’s exactly what metering/regulating the use of the internet is — is going to actually make me switch.
None of the crappy MLB package [...]

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The ashes of former Nirvana star Kurt Cobain have been stolen from Courtney Love’s house. Love kept the ashes in a pink teddy-bear-shaped bag, which also contained a lock of his hair.
“I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I’m suicidal. If I [...]

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