Dictionary

So we at Brahsome.com sometimes have our own vocabulary that you, our wonderful readers, may be somewhat unfamiliar with. Therefore, we decided to grace you with a dictionary of all terms we use that may not be commonplace as well as their genesis and definition. We hope this makes for understanding Brahsome.com all that much easier.

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Angry Dolphin (n.) A sexual maneuver where the guy attempts a rear entry, but is denied as the unwilling recipient makes noises like an angry dolphin: “uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh”
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Back: (v.) To support or agree with

Big Montana (n.) A box that has been wrecked so bad it resmbles an Arby’s Big Montana Roast Beef Sandwich.

Balls deep: (adv.) To be heavily immersed in an activity. Derived from the idea of placing one’s junk so far into some steez that the balls run out of real estate

Blackfaced: (adj.) Drunk

Boatrace: (n.) A blowout in a contest, specifically a sporting event. Syn: Dogpile.

Box: (n.) Vagina

Brah: (n.) A heady, male individual

Brahsome: (adj.) Anything that is awesome, but would be referred to as such by a headie person (also known as a brah)

Brown: (adj.) An increasingly inebriated state before “blackfaced” (see above) that varies in descriptive shade, beginning with “light brown” and ending somewhere near “dark, dark brown”. Often times used in the term “browning out”, a fuzzier but more cognizant version of blacking out.

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Cassius: (adj.) Flush with cash. Derivitives include Cassius Clay and Ali.

Cocksmith: (n.) Raging badass. One who wields the cock with grace and excellence.

Corn: (n.) Street slang for cocaine.

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Dat: (n.) Pronoun used in reference to basically anything that would have otherwise followed the word ‘that’

Doggie: (adj.) A close game or match. Often used in the context of fantasy.

Dogpile: (n.) A blowout in a contest, usually a sporting event and oftentimes in the context of fantasy. Juxtaposed with the phrase “doggie”.

Dood: (n.) A change from the normal nomenclature for “You”, “Man”, etc., with its spelling derived from the pronunciation. The only people who actually say “dude” these days are Keanu Reeves and your aging hipster doofus older brother (No, seriously, we believe you. Michael Stipe was cool once.)

Douche: (n.) A generally smug individual that is responsible for smarmy actions

Dungy: (adj.) Referring to someone who is out of contention for some prize, be it a sporting event, some box, or just being awake longer. Derivatives include Tony and donecakes.

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Eff: (v.) Copulate. Also written as effin, as an adjective. Used in place of fuckin, so as to offend fewer people

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Fantasy: (n.) Short for fantasy sports i.e. fantasy baseball, fantasy football, and fantasy basketball

Father Enjoy: (n. / v.) Loosely translates to Daddy Likey

Fuego: (adj.) Excelling at something, typically in reference to a streak in sports or being abnormally attractive

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Getting Nice: (v.) Acting in an extremely brahsome manner

Getting Weird: (v.) Shady activity. often associated with blacking out at the bar and getting nice on girls.

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Hard Part: (n.) A hair style, typically worn by the shrimp ‘n’ beer crowd, where one runs their fingers through the hair in front from one side to another creating the illusion of having parted their hair, but where in reality the hair is just matted on the individual’s forehead due to profuse sweating from all the mid-afternoon beer and corn.

Heat Stick: (n.) Cigarette. Also known as a heater.

Hungs: (adj.) Exceedingly hungover.

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Illy: (n.) Slang term for an illegitimate child.

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Jeebus: (n.) Wow

Johnny Law: (n.) Police Officer

Junk: (n.) Penis and testicles

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Kevin: (n.) (1)A term that refers to someone who is a sandbagger, stemming from Kevin Harrell and late 20th Century Broughton High School lore. Following every test, Harrell vehemently proclaimed a failing grade, but always had an A when papers where returned. Oftentimes used when leading a boatrace; (2) Police. Derived from the idea that police are known as pigs, pigs become Bacon, and Kevin was Bacon’s first name.

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Latening: (v.) Goodbye. Derivatives include late, lates, laettner, laettning, slate

Lobbed: (adj.) Short for “lobstered”, also used in the context of “lobbed out”, it refers to someone getting sunburnt as hell.

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Nigh: (adj.) Nice, but said in such a way that the speaker sort of sounds like Borat. Alt. sp.: s’nigh

Nighthorse: (n.) Nightmare. Originated from the idea that a mare is a kind of horse. Main derivative is Night of 1000 horses, based on the Rob Zombie movie House of 1000 Corpses, where the number of horses is in direct correlation to the scale of the nightmare, eg: “We got to the bar last night and there was a $10 cover but I had only dat plastic.” This would be a night of roughly 180 horses

NWS (adj.) Acronym for not work safe. Items labeled NWS likely contain box in some media form

Norris (n.) A huge loser in general. It has an origin dating to late 20th century Virginia and famous loser John Norris. Syn: toolbag, douchebag

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Own: (v.) To dominate another in a particular field or activity

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Pile: (v., n.) To sit on the couch in semi darkness for hours on end, ordering food, consuming various and sundry pills, avoiding all cell phone calls, while being in a state of semi dress and watching massive amounts of TV (if one can retain consciousness). (Ed. Note: Yes, we know this is the def. from Urban Dictionary. We gave it to them.)

Pillowfaced: (adj.) A rare occuring stage of blackfaced when you just need to lay down, put a pillow over your face (even if others are in the room) and take a moment to gather yourself. At times this can be the result of an over-aggressive attack on a late night rally.

Pittsnogled: (adj.) Blackfaced

Played: (adj./adv.) Deriving from the term, “played out”, it refers to something that has either become overused or has lost its social worth. Ex. You won’t find the term “dawg” in here because it’s played.

Plow: (v.) To ravage and/or have one’s way with another’s box.

Post/Post Up: (v.) To drop anchor and set up shop. Ex: Let’s post at the bar and get nice on some box.

PSS, or Post Show Syndrome: (n.) State one finds themselves in after a few days of getting nice on tour. Symptoms may include rock show neck, jaw-rthritis, pinky sprain, shame spiral, and e-ball blues. Only known remedy is pile.

Prabs: Literal translation – perhaps (sarcastic). Used to indicate something is not going to happen, i.e. “The Cavs could rattle off four straight and win this thing. Prabs.” Derivatives include preebs and pribs.

Pull: (v.) To make happen

Pull trigger: (v.) To commence. Also used in reference to self-induced vomit, especially for the purpose of rallying and continuing to brown and / or pull box

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Rally: (v.) To stage a comeback. Typically used in reference to someone who was thought blackfaced but has returned to continue browning

Randie: (n.) A random person

Redonkulous : (adj.) An obvious spin-off of the word ridiculous, it is often shortened to “redonk”. Syn: Sickner.

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Salamander: (v.) to dive head first down a flight of stairs with arms out front superman style. Usually performed while blackfaced

Shame Spiral: (n.) A moral hangover stemming from the prior evening’s blackfaced transgressions. Normally induces a deep and intense pile. Prolonged instances of piling will also induce a Shame Spiral.

Shrimp ‘n’ Beer: (adj.) Describing or pertaining to the collar popping, country clubbing, frat star crowd. Derived from the idea that when you arrive at an event hosted by said party and ask what’s going on, they respond, “We’ve got some shrump… we’ve got some behrs,” while hard-parting the hair smashed to their forehead. (please note- shrump and behrs are spelled phonetically, not incorrectly)

Sickner:(adj.) Something that’s very good

Slater Beat: (v.) To masturbate while sitting backwards in a chair. Derived from the manner in which A.C. Slater sat in chairs at The Max.

Slaughterhouse: (n.) Originally a nickname for the bedroom, this can be used to describe any place one might find themselves slaughtering box.

Smug: (adj.) A state of being where one wrongly assumes they are better than someone or something else

Stain: (n./v.) Someone who earfucks another person, a person who will not stop talking and that you avoid at all costs when out at a bar; (v.) to force a one sided conversation upon someone else or to be subject to a meaningless rant from a horribly uninteresting person.

Standy / Standard: (adj.) Run of the mill; average at best.

Steez: (n.) (1) Vagina. Great, another fucking picture of Lohan’s steez. (2) Style. I could never pull that off, but that’s his steez.

Strange: (n.) An individual or grouping of hot box which has never been seen before, or are not known by an individual or group of brahs.

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Take an “L”: (v.) (1) To die, Sadly, the Shooter took an L this weekend; (2) to sacrifice one’s own good for the betterment of others, Pollock acted like he was taking an L by hooking up with the fatty, but we all know he wanted to anyway.

Trig: (n.) A person, most oftentimes a girl, that does things to people that she knows damn well will bother, annoy or just piss them off. EX. Eating the last klondike bar on a very hot day when you have not even been the one working in the yard; running and jumping in shot gun when someone has clearly called it and then just giving a shitty grin; saying, “can I have a sip” and drinking the whole thing while eying the person down as you drink it; being 105 pounds and saying yes you do want the big piece of chicken; and finally the real reason trig was invented is flirting all night to get free drinks and then no insertion. Really if you just sit down and say it out loud it all makes sense.

Tester Copperpot (n.) A golf term referring to a short range putt.

Teddy Ruxbin (n.) A golf term referring to a snap hook, top, wild slice or any other undesirable tee shot

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Utah: (n.) The number 2, in reference to Agent Johnny Utah, and Pappas’ request for him to bring 2 meatball sandwiches. Can also be used regarding defacation, as in “I need to Utah.”

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Wonk Wonk: (?) A sarcastically sad noise used to mock people when something bad happens. Root of the phrase is the Saturday Night Live skit “Debbie Downer”. Ex-Paris Hilton went back to jail? Wonk Wonk.

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