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Wu Sabi Ain’t Nothing to F*ck With

August 12, 2010

Via Sharebro Xmas Ape

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This Just In: Charlie Weis is Fat

August 9, 2010

In a shocking revelation, the American obesity epidemic’s spokesperson, Charlie Weis has admitted that a piece of his left knee actually broke off recently. Let’s face it, the self-proclaimed offensive guru sweats when he eats so the fact that his limbs are finally succumbing to a lifetime of stress is more or less expected.
Eat a [...]

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JJ Grey & MOFRO’s Anticipated New Album, ‘Georgia Warhorse’, Releases On August 24, 2010

June 30, 2010

JJ Grey & MOFRO is probably one of the most kickass southern bands that you may have never heard of. Blending the classic southern rock & roll and the blues with a soul/funk/R&B sound, these Jacksonville, FL natives have been a welcome sound in the live music scene for the past decade. With four great [...]

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Get nice with Nick and the Babes – June 11th @ The Berkeley Cafe

June 10, 2010

Nick and the Babes will be performing at the Berkeley Cafe on Friday, June 11th, in Raleigh. Zach Terry of The Whiskey Smugglers and Cat Albanese will play supporting acts so it should be one helluva evening of live music.
Nick and the Babes are Americana to the core. You can hear a lot of Ryan [...]

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Old Dirty Bastard Meets Ken Griffey, Jr Baseball

June 3, 2010

I dunno. As ‘Duk said, it’s “strangely entertaining.”

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Jumping a Toll Booth Is Never Not a Good Idea

June 3, 2010

Title stolen from Unsilent, video snagged from Jalopnik. It’s what you would expect, although maybe the fact that the dude was drunk and at an airport makes this a little bit less of a “good idea” and more of a “dangerous, deadly hazard.”

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Matthew Pick, Wrightsville Beach Streaker Who Was Tased, Is an ECU Football Player

June 1, 2010

So, as mentioned before, it seemed utterly impossible that Jeebus could bless the world enough to actually end up with quality footage of the Wrightsville Beach streaker who got tased this weekend.
Obviously, that wasn’t too much to ask (there are multiple videos popping up on Youtube now). And it seemed, too, that the story couldn’t [...]

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Wrightsville Beach Bars Streaker Gets Tased (Bro)

June 1, 2010

I was down in Wrightsville Beach this past weekend and heard tale of a streaker who went flying down Lumina (in between Jerry Allen’s/Lagerheads, heading towards Wings). I also heard that he got tased (bro). Which meant that sooner or later, said tasing — if it happened — would end up on YouTube. Well, looks [...]

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Coolio Gets Iced at Frat Party Post Gangsta’s Paradise (Video)

May 27, 2010

The gentlemen over at Bros Icing Bros are onto something (most likely a buttload of money from some Smirnoff PR rep, but that’s just my own conspiracy theory) big: making bros hit one knee and pound shitty, flavored beer. But it’s not just limited to Bros, bro. It also includes gangster rap bros, like Coolio [...]

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Karl Pilkington Discovers Flying Fish?

May 25, 2010

That’s the only explanation I’ve got for this foul-mouthed awesomeness.

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