Clemson’s CJ Spiller Fumbles Against NC State; Officals Blow Call

November 18, 2009

CJ Spiller took a pitch left during Saturday’s NC State/Clemson pigskin match-up with Clemson leading 24-14 and lost the ball after he was hit. The Wolfpack’s Clem Johnson recovered, but the referees ruled Spiller down. Clemson hurriedly ran their next play, a clear sign of a fumble. Notice in the above video that [...]

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Erin Drewes Playboy Spread Coming Soon (That’s ‘Tebow’s Girlfriend’ for Those That Are Confused)

November 18, 2009

Erin Drewes may not be a name you instantly recognize. But for those curious, she’s the busty looking lady often seen on Tim Tebow’s arm in pictures. However, turns out she’s never dated Tebow, she doesn’t have boobs that are THAT big, and she thinks a little photoshoppin’ might have taken place in that picture. [...]

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Carmen Electra Sex Tape Video (Well, Maybe ‘Leaked Lesbian Make-out Tape’ Is Better)

November 18, 2009

Carmen Electra has a sex tape! And the video is right below you, in that 550 pixel wide piece of internet thing that makes pictures move. I’m not going to bother telling you that it’s “safe for work” because, well, it’s a sex tape. But I will say that you could theoretically watch it at [...]

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How To: Make Your Beer Cold in Two Minutes

November 18, 2009

I swear I think I’ve heard of this before, which is why I’m not nearly as skeptical about the whole video as a I should be. Plus, we never see the guy’s face in the vid, but he’s British, and therefore inherently trustworthy.

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McDonalds on Twitter

November 18, 2009

I was in Winston-Salem a couple of weeks ago and stopped by a McDonalds to get a McFlurry. While waiting on the illegal alien to mix my ice cream and oreo I noticed a sticker on the drive through window: “Follow us on Twitter.” Really? I understand the new obsession with Twitter, but do I [...]

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This Bulldog Is Better at Videogames Than You

November 18, 2009

I mean, the freaking dog comprehends how to ride a skateboard on a video game. WTF. There were a significantly large amount of marijuana plants harmed in this filming.

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Will Arnett Joining ‘Parks and Rec’ Cast

November 17, 2009

Will Arnett, the man who played one of the funniest characters of all time in G.O.B. Bluth, is going to join NBC’s not-quite-a-hit-yet sitcom ‘Parks and Rec’ according to the network. (Via Warming Glow)

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Finding Chicken Wings: There’s an App for That

November 17, 2009

On Sunday night, I wanted wings. However, the only Buffalo Wild Wings (my generic/default choice) is too far away and they insulted me during a fantasy football draft (short version: draft was SPONSORED by B-Dubs and I went there to support the whole thing and they stuck me in a corner behind a trash can; [...]

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Best of Craiglist 26: Dead Rats No Smell Good

November 17, 2009

Dead rat finder and remover
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Date: 2009-09-09, 12:33AM CDT
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Had a rat problems and solved it by using the rat poison. The rats died somewhere in my bedroom wall and I can’t find it but I can smell it it is not too good. I need some body who has experience finding where in wall the dead [...]

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Zach Galifianakis Takes Conan O’ Brien Between Two Ferns

November 17, 2009

I realize that tons of people visit Funny or Die everyday, but it’s still kind of scary how unrecognized the “Between Two Ferns” series is. It’s like the funniest thing on television that actually isn’t produced on television. Or something.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis from Between Two Ferns

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